Adventure 1

At Sandpoint's annual Swallowtail Festival, townsfolk form teams and compete for bragging rights for the year. A group of hungover adventurer wannabes form a team called the Drunkards. The Drunkards are able to win the tug-of-war event, and barely win the Trivia Contest. During the Obstacle Course, a truly heroic effort swimming by Billy Expendable almost had the Drunkards take all three events, but Clangeddin tripped over his own feet on the last leg, and the Drunkards came in third. Still, between their other two wins, they managed to be named the overall victors of the festival!

Lunch was catered by the local taverns, and Ameiko Kaijitsu (owner of the Rusty Dragon, and daughter of the richest man in town, Lonjiku Kaijitsu) was the hands-down favourite chef! Speeches by mayor Kendra Deverin, sheriff Balor Hemlock and local actor Cyrdak Drokkus provided breaks in the day (during which Mir tried to sneak a Harpy-Musk stink bomb into Kranks' pocket). At sunset, when the new cathedral was to be consecrated by the new priest Father Zantus, the town was attacked by goblins!

The Drunkards fought off several waves of the creatures, with the Rubick's Colour Spray and the Bard's Daze coming in handy (given that no one else could seem to hit shit all). Finally, after dispatching the commander of the goblins, and a swing by Clangeddin that actually made REALLY good contact (cleaving the last goblin into bite-sized chunks), the Drunkards saved local noble Aldern Foxglove. The rest of the goblins were driven off (although some were captured and said that they were ordered to attack the town by their chieftains and a "longshanks"). The Drunkards were thanked profusely by many people in town, and even offered a free week's stay at the Rusty Dragon by Ameiko.